… unless you want to make Perez Hilton cry like a bitch.

Being surrounded by fight culture sometimes makes me forget how other folks react to violence. Will.I.Am’s manager apparently punched Perez Hilton in the face the other day after a verbal confrontation went south regarding Perez’s blog entries on certain members of the Black Eyed Peas. Here’s Perez’s video response, which is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.

For those of you who don’t know, Perez Hilton runs a gossip blog in which he frequently takes jabs at various celebrities. Intelligently, he also tries to place himself in celebrity limelight by springboarding off the success of his blog. Why confrontations like these don’t happen more frequently with this idiot is beyond me. Despite living in Los Angeles, it’s seriously shocking for me to really see how prissy some of these Hollywood douches are.

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I guess you can’t really expect much punching technique out of guys who make a living not using their arms.

This is some funny stuff right here. Some kids are just not wired for toughness.