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8 Year Old MMA Prodigy

Move over, BJ Penn, here comes Nainoa Dung. 8 years old and weighing in at probably about 60lbs, Nainoa fights out of Wahiawa, HI. Man, if I could do this when I was in second grade I’m sure the other kids would’ve been a lot nicer to me. I bet none of the kids mess with him even though his last name is Dung. Here’s a writeup on Nainoa at MMA Hawaii. And now a video with Nainoa demonstrating “MMA, his favorite of all the martial art”. Yes, there’s only one.

I’m not exactly sure how I feel about 8 year olds doing MMA. On the one hand it’s good because it teaches kids to really understand what violence is at an early age. My personal belief is that understanding violence is the means to avoiding it. On the other hand, kids may not be able to really exhibit the control that in most cases comes from experience.

Satoko Shinashi Pitches My Tent

Satoko’s file on the Fight Finder reveals an impressive 24-1-2 record in various Japanese promotions. She’s got a super aggressive fight style and some sick throws and subs.

Awesome Randy Couture Photo

From his appearance on Pros vs. Joes. Can’t help but think how easy this throw was for him considering how easily he picked up a 250 lb Gabriel Gonzaga on Saturday.

Randy Couture

Gina Carano Haiku

For the best viewing experience, listen to this while reading.

Gina Carano

One, two, hook, leg kick
Now there is swelling in my
Leg…  Oh my Gina

Your standup rocks, but
I wish you would pull guard more
That would be awesome

Boob protectors clash
Flurry of hair and leather
Please don’t break your nose

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Chuck Liddell Orange

Forget the Virgin Mary on a tortilla or Jesus on toast. I’ve hit it big here with my Chuck Liddell orange. I believe that if I consume it, it will imbue me with the powers of the Iceman. I will be able to stuff any takedown attempt, knock people out by merely touching my knuckles to their face, and be immune to pre-fight anxiety. Only problem is that I don’t know how long these powers will hold their effect. So I’m just going to leave it in the fruit bowl until the right time. I’ll let you know how that goes.

Chuck Liddell Orange

Chuck Liddell Orange

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