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		<title>Grab My Arm</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2011/05/06/grab-my-arm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 21:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=978</guid>
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		<title>Tai Chi Master Battle</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2011/01/31/tai-chi-master-battle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2011/01/31/tai-chi-master-battle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 23:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wuss Fight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=974</guid>
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		<title>Danny Bonaduce on the Nunchucks</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/09/24/danny-bonaduce-on-the-nunchucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/09/24/danny-bonaduce-on-the-nunchucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=955</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hold your questions because I have no answers. I think the crowd reaction pretty much captures the general republic&#8217;s regard toward Bonaduce, much less his performance.]]></description>
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		<title>Men in Tights (And Masks)</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/09/16/men-in-tights-and-masks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/09/16/men-in-tights-and-masks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Profound]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=947</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Behind the MAsk: Lucha Libre USA is a documentary about Mexican freestyle wrestling. If WWE is the cousin of MMA, then Lucha Libre is like the second cousin by marriage from Mexico. The mask thing is pretty cool and I wish we still had that in MMA. Although, I suppose fighters DO have masks in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Superfluous 80&#8242;s Gi-Wearing</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/09/09/superfluous-80s-gi-wearing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/09/09/superfluous-80s-gi-wearing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 05:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=939</guid>
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		<title>Office Self Defense (from Lumberjacks)</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/08/31/office-self-defense-from-lumberjacks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/08/31/office-self-defense-from-lumberjacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self Defense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well this is an argument to keep physical media around if I ever heard one. Although I would probably recommend the scissors or stapler over a 5-1/4&#8243; floppy disk. One question though&#8230; what assailant has enough fashion sense to tuck his flannel into his cargo pants? via Gizmodo]]></description>
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		<title>Serbia vs Greece Basketball Beef</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/08/20/serbia-vs-greece-basketball-beef/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/08/20/serbia-vs-greece-basketball-beef/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Violence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wuss Fight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=922</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are the Greek and Serbian national basketball teams getting into a scuffle in a friendly match. I seriously don&#8217;t understand how such athletic individuals can be so bad at fighting. If you&#8217;re gonna be ejected, you might as well do it right, I say. There&#8217;s some hammer fists, crappy boxing, and a chair toss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Throwdown Cage Bed</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/07/01/throwdown-cage-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/07/01/throwdown-cage-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gear]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=913</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Got some youngsters in your life who are heavy into organized violence? Do they also like sleeping? Well this is the product for you! Baby Mama could dress up like Arianny Celeste and walk around the bed with a bedtime story held above her head. FINGERS OFF THE CAGE, SON! You could practice takedowns/cage walks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RZA&#8217;s Kung Fu Spectacular</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/06/29/rzas-kung-fu-spectacular/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/06/29/rzas-kung-fu-spectacular/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=908</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wu Tang vs. The Golden Phoenix is a kung fu throwback flick directed by Wu Tang Clan&#8217;s RZA featuring choreography by Robert Tai of the 5 Deadly Venoms, a 34th generation Shaolin monk, Jackie Chan&#8217;s stunt team, members of the US Shaolin Team, and Chi Kuan Chun of Shaw Brothers fame. The score was done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Powerthirst</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/05/04/powerthirst/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/05/04/powerthirst/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 20:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This really has nothing to do with anything, but it&#8217;s still awesome.]]></description>
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		<title>Chong Li!  Chong Li!</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/04/30/chong-li-chong-li/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/04/30/chong-li-chong-li/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MMA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=769</guid>
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		<title>Rolled up Magazines of Doom</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/03/24/rolled-up-magazines-of-doom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/03/24/rolled-up-magazines-of-doom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 22:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self Defense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is why old Chinese dudes carry rolled up magazines or newspapers when they walk down the street.]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Mazzagatti&#8217;s Moustache Status</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/03/05/steve-mazzagattis-moustache-status/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2010/03/05/steve-mazzagattis-moustache-status/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MMA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=746</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are few things in nature that change as much as the upper lip of Steve Mazzagatti. I created a page to give you, the inquiring fans that you are, the most recent update on whether or not Steve has a moustache. It will be updated at every UFC that he appears in. Stay up-to-date [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arm Wrestler with Massive Right Arm</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/26/arm-wrestler-with-massive-right-arm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/26/arm-wrestler-with-massive-right-arm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=698</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[German professional arm wrestler Matthias Schlitte has a friggin massive right arm. In the photo above, Matthias is the man to the right of the massive arm. Talk about born to do a task. If you happen to get in a fight with him, you know which way to slip. Aaahhh.. that&#8217;s all I got. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Self Defense Instructional</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/20/self-defense-instructional/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/20/self-defense-instructional/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Knives]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=688</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks to be Krav Maga influenced. Practical stuff.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sick Ground Game</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/15/sick-ground-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/15/sick-ground-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=667</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny all the way through, but the ground game stars at ~1:30. Man this is awesome.]]></description>
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		<title>Street Smarts</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/14/street-smarts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/14/street-smarts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=655</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some sweet self-defense techniques like the hair pull and the slap. Aaah the 80s&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>FATALITY!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/08/fatality/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/08/fatality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=644</guid>
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		<title>Move Along if You&#8217;re Busy</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/08/move-along-if-youre-busy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/10/08/move-along-if-youre-busy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does this guy remind you a little of Hermes Franca? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!?]]></description>
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		<title>Elusive</title>
		<link>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/09/28/elusive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.grapplemonkey.com/2009/09/28/elusive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>themonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Complete nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wuss Fight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.grapplemonkey.com/?p=591</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Machida&#8217;s got nothin on this guy.]]></description>
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