Well this is an argument to keep physical media around if I ever heard one. Although I would probably recommend the scissors or stapler over a 5-1/4″ floppy disk. One question though… what assailant has enough fashion sense to tuck his flannel into his cargo pants?
via Gizmodo
Here are the Greek and Serbian national basketball teams getting into a scuffle in a friendly match. I seriously don’t understand how such athletic individuals can be so bad at fighting. If you’re gonna be ejected, you might as well do it right, I say. There’s some hammer fists, crappy boxing, and a chair toss involved. Enjoy!
Via Ball Don’t Lie
Got some youngsters in your life who are heavy into organized violence? Do they also like sleeping? Well this is the product for you! Baby Mama could dress up like Arianny Celeste and walk around the bed with a bedtime story held above her head. FINGERS OFF THE CAGE, SON! You could practice takedowns/cage walks until they get tired. Man-children, be aware that they make this bed in Queen and King sizes also.
Put your kids to bed with a right cross
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Wu Tang vs. The Golden Phoenix is a kung fu throwback flick directed by Wu Tang Clan’s RZA featuring choreography by Robert Tai of the 5 Deadly Venoms, a 34th generation Shaolin monk, Jackie Chan’s stunt team, members of the US Shaolin Team, and Chi Kuan Chun of Shaw Brothers fame. The score was done by John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers).
Making ridiculous martial arts films is pretty much exactly what I would do if I were a pot-smoking bazillionaire with too much time on my hands. The cinematography looks like a spot-on reproduction of Shaw Brothers and more recent Hong Kong kung fu moviemaking techniques with the snap zooms and hand held action.
Definitely one on the download… er purchase list.
