Been wondering where Steven Seagal has been the past twenty years? I sure haven’t. Anyway apparently he’s been a deputized officer of the law in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. A&E is doing a reality show about it. Really the moral that can be taken away from the life of Seagal is that doucheness is easily attained, but impossible to get rid of – not unlike Lyme disease or genital warts. You’d think that just by getting rid of the pony tail and playing Cock Puncher would do the trick but sadly, his douche factor is simply too strong at this point. It’s just treating a symptom of a larger douche problem.

From the industrial design geniuses at Fred & Friends comes the FISTICUP – a mug that’s perfect for the bad ass desk jockey. You can drink your coffee first, then blast your coworker in the face. Or if you really hate them, punch them while it’s full of hot coffee. Either way, it’s awesome!