Gina Carano Haiku
June 18, 2007
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One, two, hook, leg kick
Now there is swelling in my
Leg… Oh my Gina
Your standup rocks, but
I wish you would pull guard more
That would be awesome
Boob protectors clash
Flurry of hair and leather
Please don’t break your nose
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Nopstar
said
Monkey get in line
Her number one fan I am
Please don’t tell my wife
Nopstar
said
Gina is so fine
if she read would find creepy
need to get out more
quickswick
said
best quote – “I wish you would pull guard more”
karen
said
Gina is a barbie doll type with big breasts and cannot fight for shit. Let he rbox some experienced women not the setup losers she does now. She is mediocore at best and as soon as her father and handlers let her FIGHT someone with skill she will be knocked out cold like the Erin Toughgirls of the world