Slated to release in 2007, Grind House is actually two films in one. The first one being Planet Terror written/directed by Robert Rodriguez, and the second Death Proof written/directed by Quentin Tarantino. Gratuitous T&A, zombies, dismemberment by machete, a chaingun mounted on a Harley Davidson… really that pretty much covers everything I’ve ever wanted to see in a film… except I’ve always wanted to see Rose McGowan with a rocket launcher for a leg. Oh wait! That’s in there too! *slaps forehead*

Now, I have to admit that today was the first time I’d ever watched footage of one of these. Basically it’s WWF for masochists. Notice there are no porn stars in the crowd… just child molestor types. It’s disturbing but yet I can’t stop watching… if you’re sensitive to gore, I’d recommend not pushing play. You’ve been warned, Monkeys.