Here’s the UFC promo video for the upcoming BJ Penn vs. Matt Hughes fight.

BJ does sound overconfident, but I really hope he pulls off the win.

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This may be old news for some of you, but I figure there is at least one monkey meathead who hasn’t seen Skop.com’s UltraActive Kung Fu Remixer. Bruce rules.

San Diego based company Hangair, Inc. has developed a clotheshanger with a built in waterproof fan, which they claim reduces wetsuit drying time by 70%. I can see this thing working wonders keeping your BJJ or Judo gi dry and free of the funk. The product just hit the trades, so it might be a little while before it goes on sale.

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Oh Mylanta. Whole lotta ass kicking over at Saitama Super Arena this weekend, but the ass kicking that exceeded all ass kickings was Wandy vs. Crocop. The staredown was the best. Crocop’s signature stoic “I’m your daddy” stare vs. Wandy’s bouncy stare which usually foretells a mauling.

Fuck yeah.

Josh Barnett made a good showing defeating Nog in a split decision. The pear-shaped pugilist was then unable to beat Crocop. Afterwards, Crocop broke down in an uncharacteristic fit of emotion and confessed in his post-fight interview with Frank Trigg that he was ready to retire if he had not come out on top last night.

Who else wants to see Chuck vs. Crocop? *Raises hand*

**SPOILERS**

You’d think that a high-budget television show could hire somebody to clean the damn mats after each training session. Stanky-assed Scott Smith discovers a few suspicious bumps on his armpit, and by the end of the episode, a bunch of the fighters have full-blown Staph infections. Awesome!

Jeremy Jackson displays the kind of behaviour that you would expect someone who lives out of his car to display. After flirting with a lifeguard at the YMCA, he hops the wall in the middle of the night to hook up with her. Dana catches wind of it, and JJ gets the boot. Now I know he’s no rocket scientist, but GEEEZUS CRIMINY! Chance of a lifetime gone! Nice work buddy.

Travis Lutter and Scott Smith face off in the end. Lutter showcases his BJJ wizardry with a weak-ass takedown which was countered with an even weaker takedown defense. Smith gives his back, manages to land his neck in Lutter’s rear naked choke. Not being able to fire off his patented gas attack in time, Smith is obliged to tap out. This is Team No Love’s first victory.

The teams: