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BJ Penn Gets Second Chance

While I was really looking forward to Georges St. Pierre vs. Matt Hughes, I have to admit the prospect of a BJ Penn rematch also tickles my balls. GSP is one of my all-time favorite fighters, even if he is French Canadian and his first name is spelled as a plural, so I’m sad to see him sit this one out.

Here’s what Penn has to say (via MMAWeekly):

“I get to do what I came back to do in the UFC,” said Penn in an exclusive interview with MMAWeekly. “I got an amazing opportunity to come back. I was going to come back to kick St. Pierre’s ass and then kick Hughes’ ass and it got derailed. Now I get to correct that and kick Hughes’ ass and then go and kick St. Pierre’s ass.”

Kickass! Sounds like he’s definitely got a solid game plan.

BJ PennThe Hawaiian prodigy is apparently optimistic on the outlook of the fight. He beat Hughes via rear naked choke in the first round the last time the two met, though many say it was a fluke and that Hughes wasn’t going full throttle due to overconfidence or whatever other excuse. It will be interesting to see how it goes now that Hughes is coming into the fight ready for Penn. Oh yeah, and having just beat the grease out of one of the most legendary martial artists of all time.

Personally, I think Hughes will have his hands full. Hughes is a strong dude, but Penn’s standup is better, and his jiu-jitsu is better. As I’ve said before, Matt is a solid fighter, but he has sphincterish tendencies and I just don’t like when sphincters win. If there were a battle between Hicks vs. Hawaiian Homeboys, I’d side with the Hawaiian Homeboys. \m/

BodogFIGHT Filming in Costa Rica

Bodog.com bazillionaire Calvin Ayre is launching BodogFIGHT, his very own MMA tournament/documentary. 14 Americans will compete against each other in a qualifying round. The 7 American winners will go on to face the top 7 from Russia live in L.A. on November 4th. Pink Izod shirts with the collars up are back in style, why not revive the Cold War too? Makes sense.

Calvin Ayre

I dunno about you, but I get sort of a Enter the Dragon vibe about this whole thing—billionaire throws tournament on his compound in Costa Rica… sounds fishy. I sure hope they televise the ending fight with the winner of the tournament vs. Calvin Ayre in a mirrored maze.

Han vs Bruce

Filming is currently underway, and should be done by August 25th. The show will premier on Dish Network September 12th and run for 8 weeks. More info on the fighters can be found on BodogFIGHT.com.

Grapplemonkey’s Guide to Buying a Gi

You’ve thought about it. Yes, you want to learn how to make really big opponents tap like bitches. Yes, you want to know what to do when your older brother sits on your chest and slaps you in the face repeatedly. You’ve decided that you’re going to start Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu classes.

There’s no question about it. If you’re going to train in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, you will need a kimono. With BJJ becoming so popular in such a short time, there are now a plethora of manufacturers slangin’ gis. Here’s some info so you can go make an educated buy, or at least sound like you know what the hell you’re talking about.

Adidas Kimono

The Basics
Jiu-Jitsu kimonos are constructed of thick woven cotton (sometimes a cotton blend) to endure the grabbing and pulling that they are subject to during training. The stitching on both the jacket and pants are usually very heavy. Don’t be a dumbass and use a karate or TKD gi. It won’t last a day.

In BJJ, unlike Judo, there are no restrictions on the color of your gi, and it is common to see them in a variety of colors. The most common colors are white and blue, but more and more we see black, red, and green being worn.

BTW, most reputable gi manufacturers will not sell you a belt along with the gi. Don’t go buying a black belt so you can look like a badass in class, because you will most likely get your ass handed to you.

Weave
If you look around online, you will notice that Jiu-Jitsu gis are usually organized by weave. Weave refers to the thickness or weight of the gi. Traditionally, weaves were done in Single or Double varieties. Single weave being the thinner of the two. Single weave gis are lighter weight and cooler, but consequently less durable. Double weave is of course thicker and built to take more punishment. In BJJ, double weave is more difficult to grab onto, making it the weave of choice for use in competition.

Nowadays, we have more options for gi weight. We have Gold weave, which is more durable than the single weave, but lighter than the double weave. American gi manufacturer Gameness offers what they call the “Platinum weave”, which is between the single and double weave in weight, but claimed to be stronger than a double weave. Vulkan offers a “Honey Comb” weave, which is the lightest weave on the market, with their gis weighing in at about 2.8 lbs. A good option for summer training.

Use
If you are a beginner, and not absolutely sure you’re going to stick with it, I wouldn’t go and drop $300 on a tricked out kimono. Just get something that offers the best bang for whatever you can afford. If you are serious about BJJ and train several times a week, you probably need more than one gi. That way you can let one dry (or even better, go wash it) while you use another one and alternate accordingly. Lighter weaves will dry faster, are cheaper, and alternating use will double their lifespan.

It’s debatable whether or not weave affects your training. Some say a heavy gi acts as resistance during training, like wearing weights. Others say that using a light gi promotes speed in general. Seems to make sense, but I would say it depends on the individual.

The Difference Between a Judo and Jiu Jitsu Gi
If you are considering using a Judogi for BJJ or vice versa, you may want to know what the differences are. The main difference is the cut. Judogi have a looser fit and are easier to grab at the lapel or sleeve. In BJJ, this makes it more advantageous for your opponent, making it easier for him/her to get and maintain their grips. It’s also more lapel to choke you out with. Judo has strict rules for the length of the sleeve and style of the gi. It is not uncommon for competitors wearing BJJ kimonos to be disqualified or not allowed to compete in Judo competitions.

Which Brand is Best?
Unfortunately, I’m not loaded enough to own every gi made, and there are some great resources on the web that would be much more useful to you than my speculations. Jokerjitsu has a gi review section that now has reviews that users email to him.

Another resource is the Sherdog forum. Be sure to use the search function before posting a question to make sure it hasn’t already been discussed (and to prevent any verbal abuse by forum members).

The Ultimate Fighter 4 ep. 1

**SPOILERS**

I have to say that I’m very impressed with the new season thus far. Instead of bringing in a bunch of nobodies (sidebar: why the fuck is Jason Von Flue fighting?), they’ve decided to bring in guys who have already had octagon time, but for whatever reason stopped fighting. Since all sixteen fighters are of such a high caliber, they will be training with Randy Couture, Georges St. Pierre, and Mark DellaGrotte who are there as training partners rather than coaches.

Suffice it to say, there will be no bitching and whining or going home in the middle of the show because your girlfriend says so. Also, there will be no talentless Jason Von Fluescent wannabes making it to the big times and bringing the bar down.

The Ultimate Fighter 4

After winning the coin toss, Team Mojo picks their Rich Clementi to face Shonie Carter, believing Shonie to be the weakest link after his poor performance during training. Much to everyone’s surprise, Carter pulls out the W by decision. What a fucking pimp!

The teams:

Team Mojo Team No Love
Shonie Carter Rich Clementi
Matt Serra Mikey Burnett
Chris Lytle Jeremy Jackson
Din Thomas Pete Spratt
Patrick Cote Charles McCarthy
Pete Sell Gideon Ray
Edwin DeWees Jorge Rivera
Scott Smith Travis Lutter

Diego Sanchez

Just watched UFC Fight Night 6.

Diego, Diego, Diego… where do I begin? On the day that Diego was born, God was there to distribute brains, and just as He was about to fill his little noggin, Diego must’ve shot in for a double-leg.

Diego SanchezHow can a grappling savant be so fucking retarded? I mean we’re talking about an individual who can sense, process, and solve incredibly complex spatial problems in a fractions of a second. Yet every time he opens his mouth to say something, he sounds like a second-grader who just poopied his pants. I joke about how retarded he is, but seriously… does anyone else think that maybe he really is mentally retarded? He’s definitely got ‘tard strength.

In addition to the ‘tard strength, he also never gets tired. It’s like he’s so dumb that his body doesn’t realize how oxygen-starved it is, so he just keeps going. I’ve coined it Tardio™. That’s right, you heard it here first.

If he’s looking for a challenge, screw the UFC. Right now the only thing I want to see is Diego Sanchez in a third grade spelling bee. It’ll be like a nightmare, Diego… a nightmare that won’t end until you get the bell. You can ask for word origins, you can ask for it to be used in a sentence… but no matter what, you will lose.

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