Signs You are Addicted to MMA

Stolen and condensed from the Lockflow.com forums.

• Filling in a job application, you list “can break an arm in six different places” as a skill you possess
• You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage
• You don’t hit on girls, you “shoot for the takedown”
• You pronounce everybodys name that starts with an “R” like it is an “H”
• Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes
• You wonder if MMA techniques would work if you were attacked by a wild animal like a panther or gorilla, (armbar or choke hold)
• Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks
• You can’t just roll over in bed, now you hip-escape
• You know what cauliflower ear is, and there is a part of you that thinks it is cool
• You are constantly doing rear naked chokes and Kimuras on your pets
• You see some small kids fighting outside and mock them for having a lousy take-down
• Wearing tight trunks in front of thousands of people is cool to you now
• Without even thinking, you shadow box at random times like naked before jumping into the shower
• When most of your tshirts are ripped on the collar from training
• When a normal sleepy twitch turns into a jab or a kick
• When 99% of your computer hard drive is full of mma rather than porn