Ken Shamrock Needs a New Nickname
July 12, 2006
It’s a sad albeit entertaining thing to watch such a well-respected MMA figure spiral into oblivion. Once upon a time, Ken Shamrock was a feared individual, but with his apparent inability to deal with reality in his performance on TUF3 and his current losing streak, I’d say the man’s done. He’s just too old to keep up with the young ones these days. Given that nobody’s really impressed with him anymore, I propose a change in nicknames… something more befitting his situation. Below are a few suggestions:
- Ken “Shamroids” Shamrock
- Ken “The World’s Most Delusional Senior” Shamrock
- Ken “AARP‘s Most Dangerous Member” Shamrock
- Ken “Raisinets” Shamrock
- Ken “Super Poligrip” Shamrock
- Ken “Metamucil-ator” Shamrock
- Ken “Kidneystones” Shamrock
- Ken “I Pee When I Laugh” Shamrock
- Ken “The 80′s Most Dangerous Man” Shamrock
- Ken “World’s Most Shrunken Pee Pee” Shamrock
Erin
said
Ken “The 80’s Most Dangerous Man� Shamrock
If we go with this one, he needs to wear neon fuscia spandex pants and big 80\’s hair. It could start a new trend.
Chuckmonster
said
fuscia spandex pants?
how about fuscia spandex Depends!
Mark
said
I want his bulge. I drool at the prospect of his fanny in my face. I would so want to toss his salad.
themonkey
said
Oh wait, and there’s also:
Ken “Incontinental Ballistic Moron” Shamrock
Thanks Chuckmonster.
Chris
said
I still think he’d beat 1/2 of the guys in UFC on any given day. He just can’t hang with the top guys like he used to. He’s what 42? 43? I hope I’m half as fit as he is at that age.
He still needs to hang it up, though.