Ken Shamrock Needs a New Nickname

July 12, 2006

Ken

It’s a sad albeit entertaining thing to watch such a well-respected MMA figure spiral into oblivion. Once upon a time, Ken Shamrock was a feared individual, but with his apparent inability to deal with reality in his performance on TUF3 and his current losing streak, I’d say the man’s done. He’s just too old to keep up with the young ones these days. Given that nobody’s really impressed with him anymore, I propose a change in nicknames… something more befitting his situation. Below are a few suggestions:

Ken “Shamroids” Shamrock
Ken “The World’s Most Delusional Senior” Shamrock
Ken “AARP’s Most Dangerous Member” Shamrock
Ken “Raisinets” Shamrock
Ken “Super Poligrip” Shamrock
Ken “Metamucil-ator” Shamrock
Ken “Kidneystones” Shamrock
Ken “I Pee When I Laugh” Shamrock
Ken “The 80’s Most Dangerous Man” Shamrock
Ken “World’s Most Shrunken Pee Pee” Shamrock

Complete nonsense, MMA, Rants

5 Comments

Erin said

ON July 12, 2006 4:13 pm

Ken “The 80’s Most Dangerous Man�? Shamrock

If we go with this one, he needs to wear neon fuscia spandex pants and big 80\’s hair. It could start a new trend.
Chuckmonster said

ON July 13, 2006 11:55 am

fuscia spandex pants?

how about fuscia spandex Depends!
Mark said

ON July 13, 2006 12:22 pm

I want his bulge. I drool at the prospect of his fanny in my face. I would so want to toss his salad.
themonkey said

ON July 13, 2006 2:40 pm

Oh wait, and there’s also:

Ken “Incontinental Ballistic Moron” Shamrock

Thanks Chuckmonster.
Chris said

ON July 14, 2006 3:48 am

I still think he’d beat 1/2 of the guys in UFC on any given day. He just can’t hang with the top guys like he used to. He’s what 42? 43? I hope I’m half as fit as he is at that age.

He still needs to hang it up, though.