Rocky Balboa

Isn’t it just like Rocky to wait till the last round and come out swingin with ONE LAST MOVIE! Just when you thought the sequels were done, the Italian Stallion returns. The synopsis of the film here is that Rocky, now old and retired, has been called out by the public after a computer simulation calculates him as the winner against the current heavyweight champ.

My prediction is he loses the first rounds severely, then comes back for the K.O. at the very last second. Who’s taking wagers!?

Or perhaps after seeing Royce Gracie and Ken Shamrock go the way of the dinosaur, the writers will gracefully retire him… or maybe kill him since it’s like a sin or something to not love a martyr. Maybe he loses the fight, takes up BJJ and sweeps the Masters divisions in tournaments across the country! Maybe the film will bomb and he’ll go back on The Contender and pose as a boxer some more!

How will this end??! Oh how the anticipation consumes me!!!

Thanks Chuckmonster!