10 Reasons Why the Chinese Shouldn’t Do MMA

1. Parents unwilling to lose only child to death by head trauma.
2. High soy diet increases estrogen, thereby decreasing aggression (and causing man boobs).
3. Repellant oral hygiene provides them with unfair advantage against foreigners.
4. Prefer to fight on tops of bamboo forests rather than in cages or rings.
5. Might lose composure and apply the Death Touch.
6. No reason to learn how to fight when you have 1.5 billion backup.
7. Nobody over 120 lbs, and Yao Ming preoccupied with NBA.
8. MSG shows up as a banned substance in urine tests.
9. Undermining economic stability by providing low-cost manufacturing while ignoring intellectual property rights more effective long-term.
10. Math is more fun.

And if those 10 reasons aren’t enough for you. Check out some of these fights: